03.10.10 8 years ago 8 Comments

Marion Jones has a job playing basketball for the Tulsa Shock now. How good a basketball player she’ll be isn’t exactly “clear,” especially since she pretty much disappeared after being stripped of her gold medals from the Sydney Olympics and doing time in a federal penitentiary, and therefore my dirty dirty fantasies.

“We’re thrilled to have her,” Shock head coach Nolan Richardson said of Jones, who was stripped of five medals from the 2000 Olympics after admitting steroid use. “In the workouts last week I saw how hard she works. She has things you can’t teach, like speed and great hand and eye coordination. She looks chiseled. Her age (34) might be saying one thing but everything about her is saying she’s young.” –Sporting News.

So your number of reasons to watch the WNBA is holding steady at zero. Call me when Caster Semenya signs with the Sparks. Whoever they are…

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