…Well, sorry, ladies. They didn't actually kiss. But according to The Big Lead, who was at Shaq's exclusive party last night (your hunky editor walked past the insanity outside around 1:30 a.m., just as Michael Irvin was going — I couldn't get away from that dude), Terrell Owens and Donovan McNabb broke through their respective bodyguards briefly to bury the hatchet.
Somebody in Owens’ crew told the Cowboys receiver that McNabb had entered. They began to make their way over to McNabb. After a few minutes, the bodyguards cleared a path, and Owens and McNabb shared a handshake, followed by a brief hug, and then a final handshake. There were some words exchanged – one can only imagine – and that was it. Feud over in less than 90 seconds.
Why was it over so quickly? T.O. later said McNabb didn't have the stamina for a longer conversation, and that McNabb threw up near the end. Totally happened when The Big Lead's back was turned.
On the way out, like a sixth grade fanboy, we dorkily say to Shannon Sharpe… ‘you’re on the wrong side of the party, pal. McNabb and TO just made up. Hugged it out, all that shit.’ … Sharpe brushed us off with a, ‘yeah, right,’ and an eye roll.
And a whinny. The Big Lead should know that you have to give Sharpe a sugar cube before he'll be cool to you.