Merry Bleepin' Christmas From Boston Bruins Announcer Jack Edwards (And Everyone At UPROXX)

The only thing you’re gonna click today is people doing Christmas stuff, right?

Jack Edwards is more or less the Hawk Harrelson of pro hockey, but he occasionally hits that sweet spot between critical observation and homerism. He’s doing that here as he narrates a montage of Boston Bruins and Nashville Predators players beating the dog mess out of one another with a curse-implied cover of ‘Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.’

“Merry bleepin Christmas” are his exact words. I’ll be honest, when The Nosebleeds sent over this tip, I thought Edwards had covered Mr. Garrison. This has a real poignancy, though, so I’m encouraging you to share it with everyone you know, including those you’d like to punch in the face.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays from everybody at UPROXX. Here’s to another year of dudes getting the shit beaten out of them.