Miami Beach Just Lost Another White Guy

05.13.10 8 years ago 9 Comments

Sammy Sosa’s Whiteface Period is, sadly, over. According to an anonymous tip to the New York Post, the former Cubs slugger is back to his originally complected self.

The home run legend claimed he’d mistakenly used a cosmetic cream with an unintended bleaching effect. But last weekend at club Liv at the Fontainebleau in Miami Beach, “Sosa looked back to his usual color and was partying with friends until the early hours,” said a spy. –Page Six, via TBL.

Did you know that only 25 percent of people in Miami consider English to be their first language? I don’t know why that surprises me; that place is pretty much Ellis Island for Cuba. You really haven’t lived until you’ve attemped to flee a communist regime on an inner tube. It’s more fun than rock climbing…and the death rate is probably about the same, too.

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