For all you legal beagles out there (yay! puns are easy!), here's the roundup of Michael Vick news:
- Here's the summary of facts of Vick's plea agreement. If you bought into that story where they said his plea wouldn't have him admit to any dog-killing or gambling, go ahead and hit yourself in the head. Don't worry, you won't damage anything valuable.
- Vick's estranged father: "I asked him to stop dogfighting." Welp, that locks up my ballot for Father of the Year.
- Jamie Foxx has Vick's back. Why? Because Hollywood stars are our foremost experts on everything. In fact, I only vote for someone if I see that George Clooney likes them. In '96 I voted for Julianna Margulies for president.
- Holy Christ does Snoopy look pissed (image seen on WWTDD).