08.24.07 11 years ago 34 Comments

For all you legal beagles out there (yay! puns are easy!), here's the roundup of Michael Vick news:

  • Here's the summary of facts of Vick's plea agreement.  If you bought into that story where they said his plea wouldn't have him admit to any dog-killing or gambling, go ahead and hit yourself in the head.  Don't worry, you won't damage anything valuable.
  • Vick's estranged father: "I asked him to stop dogfighting."  Welp, that locks up my ballot for Father of the Year.
  • Jamie Foxx has Vick's back.  Why?  Because Hollywood stars are our foremost experts on everything.  In fact, I only vote for someone if I see that George Clooney likes them.  In '96 I voted for Julianna Margulies for president.
  • Holy Christ does Snoopy look pissed (image seen on WWTDD).

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