08.22.07 11 years ago 34 Comments

Judging by the pout, she's ready to play receiver

Dallas Stars center Mike Modano will marry former pop princess peasant/Dancing with the Stars contestant Willa Ford this Sunday.  Mazel tov, you crazy kids.  And good luck out there.  Don't be fazed when people tell you that they've masturbated to naked pictures of your wife (NSFW – duh).  But Mike should be used to it.  Part of being a rich famous athlete is getting to date (and even marry) the kind of chicks who can make careers out of being masturbation fodder.  It comes with territory.

Anyway, for no good reason other than I can and you expect it, here's a bunch of photos taken of Willa over the last year or so.  I don't see what's so special about her.  She's just blonde with a really good body.  Her face isn't even that pretty.  I mean, she's probably only better looking than 99% of the women I've ever touched in my life.  And that includes my mother.

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