Major League Baseball’s regular season is approaching quickly, as we enter the “Can we just start the season already?” portion of spring training. There are still a few roster spots to be determined, but largely, these last days teams spend in the warm climates of Florida and Arizona are about making it to Opening Day with everybody as healthy as can be. Otherwise, our eyes are firmly fixed on that point in the not-too-far distant future when the games really matter. When that happens, this is what we’ll be looking for.
A Massive Giancarlo Stanton Dinger
Even though we love baseball, the day-to-day events of the sport, like home runs, rarely move the needle for us. Giancarlo Stanton’s home runs, however, are the exception, because his dingers are not the dingers of mortal men. He’s had his last two seasons cut short by freak injuries, so we’d like for him to hit the ground running and blast some balls out of the park while he’s on the field, thank you.
Some Epic Bat Flips
When it comes to the unwritten rules of baseball, count us firmly among the new school (or any school that doesn’t listen to Goose Gossage). We love the big personalities of the sport, the ones who give our country’s oldest major sport an injection of youth. As mentioned above in regards to Giancarlo Stanton, dingers are maybe the best thing baseball has going for it over other sports, so right off the bat, we’d like to see stars like Bryce Harper and Jose Bautista making the most of them.
A No-Hitter Right Off The Bat
MLB has never been this rich with pitching talent since the late 1960s, when the likes of Sandy Koufax, Bob Gibson and Whitey Ford were so good, they had to lower the mounds to (literally) level the playing field. Health permitting, look at the names that will take the ball for their teams’ first games: Clayton Kershaw, Jake Arrieta, Matt Harvey, Chris Sale, Corey Kluber, Dallas Keuchel, Sonny Gray, Max Scherzer, Zack Greinke — we could go on. With all this talent, why shouldn’t we be treated to something historic on Opening Day, like a no-no? Heck, Scherzer had two no-hitters just last year. The only time a no-hitter’s been recorded on Opening Day was by the legendary Bob Feller in 1940 — seems like we’re overdue.
Some More Mets-Royals Drama
Even though the 2015 World Series only went five games, it was still an incredible series filled with late drama between teams with fanbases starving for titles. The Kansas City Royals were the team that wouldn’t die, snatching victory from the jaws of defeat multiple times. In a stroke of scheduling genius, they face the Mets once again in the first series of the season. Sure, the stakes won’t be nearly as high, but pitting the two sides against each other right off the bat is a great way to turn this series into something resembling a real rivalry.
A Chicago Cubs Offensive Barrage
The Cubs may have gotten swept by the Mets in the NLCS last season, but they return more powerful than they’ve ever been. They have three guys who could plausibly hit 40 home runs in Anthony Rizzo, Kris Bryant and Kyle Schwarber, and they have on-base machines Dexter Fowler, Ben Zobrist and Jason Heyward to make sure those home runs aren’t solo jobs. Their starting rotation is no joke, but make no mistake — this is an offensive ball club, the favorites to lead the majors in runs scored. The hot summers at Wrigley always promise some crooked numbers on the scoreboard, but why wait for the humidity, Cubbies? Come Opening Day, it’s clobbering time.
A Highlight From The Stands
As excitable as we are, sometimes we still don’t appreciate just how difficult it is to do the things professional players pull off on a daily basis. Now, when some average Joe in the stands gets his or her chance at glory, that we always appreciate. Whether it’s a catch in the stands or a fully-clothed dip in the pool, we feel like we can count on the fans at the ballpark to spice up the experience for those viewing at home.