12.10.07 10 years ago 21 Comments

If you like Gary Busey, children with cancer, ridiculously fake-looking fight scenes, and not an extra cent wasted on production, the new mixed martial arts movie Beyond the Ring is just for you!  Lance Martini of FilmDrunk says:

Also starring Tae Kwon Do champ André Lima, Beyond the Ring tells the story of a little girl with cancer and the sweaty men who kick each other’s face to save her.  It’s a heartwarming story of triumph of the will, and modern-day gladiators who'll kill for money and fame.

This has to qualify for some kind of record for crappiness.  It actually makes me miss the days of Van Damme pretending to be a martial arts expert and Schwarzenegger pretending to be an Anglophone.

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