FlipBoardApologies for the light day today; we’re working off of a laptop with no taskbar and a 10-year-old desktop with no soundcard, so we really have no idea what’s going on in the world today, aside from the fact that my laptop is probably infected with a virus. Just like Ufford.
Anyway, here’s the great spoof put together by what we’re guessing is a local Clevelander with a video camera and a dream–a dream of expressing his heartbreak of LeBron leaving Cleveland for Miami. And really, it’s amazing all of Cleveland hasn’t left for Miami. The percentage of people that speak fluent English in both cities is about the same.
Via Everyone.
Do you think I like seeing, Jason Taylor suiting up in green and kicking our own Dolphins’ asses with the New Jersey Jets of all teams? We rooted for the guy on Dancing with the Stars for God’s sake!
You know what happened when Taylor announced his decision to join our most hated rivals? We brushed off our shoulders, prepared for another season of Dolphins mediocrity, and moved on with our lives. We got 99 problems, but a traitor bitch ain’t one. Try that attitude sometime Cleveland. That’s what you should do.
People of Cleveland, if you weren’t so poor and retarded, you’d move to south beach as well. Suck it up, and enjoy the hell on Earth that is your town. Look at the bright side, at least your not Detroit.
Jason Taylor is an old fuck that can’t play anymore and even when he was on Miami, they weren’t good. Try another comparison, dipshit.
Ohio needs to get over it. They act like they had no idea he was leaving. EVERYONE knew he was leaving. Why is he so obligated to stay in Cleveland? Hes from Akron. Thats like saying that because im from Pittsburgh i should like being in Philly. No one likes being in Philly.
“Thats like saying that because im from Pittsburgh i should like being in Philly. No one likes being in Philly.”
That’s more like calling you fucking retard because your similes suck.
Akron is 40 minutes from Cleveland. Philly is over 5 hours from Pittsburgh. Try again, you fuck.
If I lived in cleveland I would be pissed too. The people of “The Mistake By The Lake”, cleveland, all remind me of victims of domestic abuse that are mad Lebron left his piece of shit situation there and went to a real city, while the people of cleveland still stand around and get backhanded by life in cleveland for not doing the dishes fast enough. Keep on hating cleveleand, it only makes your city look even worse. How sad is cleveland that you go on national tv, or any media, for 4 months now to cry like bitches because your city is soooo shitty the one good thing you had going was a guy who was contractually obligated to spend time in it for 7 years. You should all use your wasted time and effort to move upto North Canada where at least people may not realize the negetive stigmata associated with being from cleveland. And just so you douches know, I didn’t capitalize your city because I only do that for REAL CITIES, you know, like MIAMI, where people want to live, and they don’t blame one NBA player for the fact there city is a desolate shit hole.
Hey Pete: the word is stigma, not stigmata. Stigmata are marks on the hands and feet that represent the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ. If your going to post a comment, at least make an attempt not to sound like an ignorant motherfucker.
This doesn’t look like it’s going to end soon, but it will. Enjoy it while it lasts