New Mexico State’s Horse Tried To Run Over A Woman During A Football Game

This poor woman was just hanging out in the end zone, minding her own business ahead of New Mexico State’s game with Cal Poly when all of a sudden, BAM, Keystone the horse all up in her face. Thankfully Zaina Atyani walked away relatively unscathed, even tweeted about the incident.

The school claims Keystone slipped on the new artificial turf “just as any player could have during the game.” Except, uh, Keystone is a horse you guys. And he weighs like 1000 pounds. I’m sure there’s room in the athletic budget for some new turf shoes. Get on that.