02.05.08 10 years ago 20 Comments

Awful Announcing, who I was denied the chance of meeting last April because he went to the wrong bar, has the new Super Bowl logo, and it's an absolute piece of shit. I think it's symbolic, really. The red star stands for communism, which signifies Goodell's iron fist involving player suspensions. The blue star represents strip clubs. The green field represents all the cash that the league makes from non-competitive television packaging. But that XLW…Man, I don't have a clue what that means…

UPDATE: Hey, there's the logo. Fucking shit, just drag me outside and shoot me right now. I never thought I could fuck that up. Did you ever see Hamburger Hill (?), that one movie with Dick Butkus and they destroy that burger shop in like two hours? And then those guys get stuck in the giant pickles and get doused in condiments? No? Well, never mind then.

Monday Morning Punter

[Awful Announcing

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