04.19.07 11 years ago 25 Comments

Three of the possible top ten picks in the NFL draft admitted to smoking pot during scouting combine interviews, according to Pro Football Weekly.

Georgia Tech WR Calvin Johnson, Clemson DE Gaines Adams and Louisville DT Amobi Okoye, according to multiple sources who have watched the interviews, all admitted to using marijuana.

Wow this is a gigantic scandal.  I'm totally shocked.  Can you even believe that star college athletes would do an illegal drug that's available to everyone all over the country?  I heard pot's a gateway drug to harder stuff, like cigarettes and alcohol.  Surely these players have no moral character.

On the other hand, character schmaracter. If Calvin Johnson played for my favorite team, he could punch my mother in my face and I'd give him a high five and say "Bitch had it coming. By the way, nice TD catch last week."  Then I'd invite him to my place for some old-fashioned hooker-killin'.  I'd even take care of the bodies for him.  I'm just that kind of guy.

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