Iggy Azalea Shares A Story About The Time Nick Young Almost Got Killed By A Dolphin

Forget Sharknado, forget killer whales, forget those nasty sea creatures UPROXX posts about—forget all that because there’s a damn murdering dolphin in Cabo San Lucas and it almost took down one of the NBA’s best young stars. According to Iggy Azalea, the killer dolphin got a hold of boyfriend Nick Young while snorkeling.

Unfortunately there’s no details beyond that, no photos of this psycho porpoise, no clue how Swaggy P escaped certain death. Beyond all that (and more importantly), why was Iggy sharing this story in the first place? Did she run out of pizza places to pick on?