As noted earlier, the top-ranked, undefeated Ohio State Buckeyes were defeated at home this weekend by unranked Illinois. I didn't watch the game, and it's not like I have some kind of undying love for the Illini (although my sister is an alumna, so that's something). But what I do have in spades is HATE, HATE, HATE for the harelipped, semiliterate fans of that insult to academia located in Columbus.
Boo hoo hoo, Buckeyes. At least take heart that this loss will spare you the embarrassment of getting blown out in another national title game. Plus you can continue to be the only people who actually put the word "The" in front of your school's name. So you have that to hold on to, assuming your palsied claws and non-opposable thumbs are up to the task.
UPDATE: More fun here.