I guess this weekend is the Michigan-Ohio State game? I'm not really sure; it feels like years since the Big Ten had any semblance of relevance. Anyway, Columbus-area Donato's Pizza joints are asking that customers order without using the letter "M." Because Michigan begins with M! Yeah! You feel that, Wolverines? You bitches got dissed via the alphabet!
OSU undergrads are expected to flock to Donato's, as successfully ordering "extra eatballs" earns them credit for a 300-level English course.