Does your team need an outfielder? Do they need someone limber enough to make home run saving catches? Well, this guy’s not under contract and I hear he comes pretty cheap. Check out this old codger hauling in a home ball tonight at Wrigley Field.
And then our ol’ buddy tried to pull a fast one on us with the ball trick. I see you big fella.
“Hey, I guess it’s true what they say, senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back, don’t you go dying on me!”