The Titans' Pacman Jones, who has gotten into more off-field trouble than I can possibly recount in a single blog post, will sit out this Sunday's game against Jacksonville after spitting on a woman in a night club. Oh, sorry: I meant allegedly spitting on a woman. Because he's totally a good guy and is just misunderstood. Even though this is the second time this year he's been accused of spitting on a woman in a night club.
But seriously, it's not his fault:
Rookie quarterback Vince Young said Jones, who turned 23 in September, doesn’t go looking for trouble. “A lot of people test him because of who he is,” Young said.
…Yeah, you read that right.
You know, it doesn't take much for us to worship pro athletes. You can go out, have fun, live in a huge mansion, screw pretty much anyone you want, and so on. All you have to do is act like you feel the slightest bit fortunate to have immense God-given talents that allow you to play a game for living. What I'm trying to say here is "fuck Pacman Jones."