"Crazy Train" is obviously a kick-ass song. But I have to admit, the lyric "Making fries instead of plays since you made it rain" is a worthy substitute for "goin' off the rails on a crazy train."
Bravo, BradyFan83. You are one of my favorite Internet acquaintances. Much nicer than all those people who say they're contacting their lawyers.
(The FanHaus posted this this morning, so I'm crediting them even though I already had this in the chute. I don't need them!)