Power Rankings are just an idiot’s cheat sheet for talking about sports. Except when we do them, then they’re a directory of awesomeness.
1. Adriana Lima. Not ugly.
2. The life of Russell Dunham. Godspeed, sir.
3. A Night Out In Cardiff, Wales. This photo gallery’s name sounds like it could be a new indie film, and I only wish it was.
4. Bacon. It’s the secret to a long and healthy life. And strong bones, terrible skin and that wonderful pork smell that comes out through one’s pores.
5. Dara Torres. This is a body done good. Not bad for a gal that turns 42 in five days.
6. Using your real name to try out for Playboy. Smooth move, Carly Hinchman. Hopefully that cheerleading gig at Va. Tech wasn’t a scholarship deal.
8. Hedgehogs. THEY’RE GOING TO KILL US ALL!
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9. Nicky Whelan. Figures that David Spade would have to go halfway across Earth to pull trim like this.