FlipBoardAndrew Giuliani, the son of former New York City mayor Rudy, is suing Duke University because he claims he was unjustly kicked off the — wait for it… waaaait — golf team. Giuliani's alleged misdeeds:
The coach said Giuliani "flipped his putter a few feet to his golf bag" and drove fast while leaving a golf course parking lot, according to the lawsuit. Giuliani also was accused of playing a team football game harder than the other players liked and of being disrespectful to a trainer.
GASP! How gauche! That hot-tempered wild card probably doesn't extend his pinkie while drinking tea, either.
But Giuliani says that conduct wasn't grounds for dismissal. Instead, he said, the allegations were fabricated during the coach's "rush to shrink the size of the men's golf team. … The termination of Andrew's eligibility would mean less competition for the few spots available," the lawsuit says.
Last season, when there were 14 players on the Blue Devils men's golf team, Giuliani was among the nine players who competed in only one or two tournaments. The team's top five golfers competed in at least nine tournaments. Giuliani's best finish was a tie for 36th at the Fighting Illini Invitational in Olympia Fields, Ill. His season competition average was 74.5, good for 12th best on the team.
Yeah, I can't believe he got dropped from the team. I mean, don't they know who his father is?
I remember him sitting with his dad in the box seats of Yankee Stadium and thinking to myself, "why did that WOP fuck bring that fat shit to the game"?
He would have quit after he found out they're the "Blue" devils and not "White" devils, anyway.
RIP Chris Farley
Geez who do you have to rape around here to stay on the golf team.
andrew fucked himself out of a spot on the team by skipping the all important iowa and new hampshire golf tournaments in the hopes of spending extra time preparing for the upcoming florida tourney
Wait a minute while I find a funny comment from the Deadspin story. I don't read as fast as some of these other folks…
ihopethisgetsmattmoney
you still read deadspin?
I do. I admit it. If for no other reason than to read Big Daddy Balls.
In a family tradition, he's waiting for terrorists to attack his campus so that he can use his cool demeanor in the face of tragedy to improve his public image.
He only plays the 9th and 11th holes.
Yamabushi is on a serious roll today.
What a fucking Jew-Liani.
He was really let go because he refused to rape the black strippers at the team's send of the year party. Douche.
I mean, don't they know who his father is?
Isn't he the
one who makes a living by exploiting the corpses of dead New Yorkers while his kids don't even speak to him because he's enough of an asshole to divorce his wife while she was in the hospital recovering from cancer surgeryformer mayor of NYC?I mean, don't they know who his father is?
Isn't he the
one who makes a living by exploiting the corpses of dead New Yorkers while his kids don't even speak to him because he's enough of an asshole to divorce his wife while she was in the hospital recovering from cancer surgeryformer mayor of NYC?DNA evidence will prove that he sucks at golf.
I love that the article says he had "dreams of becoming a professional golfer." Yeah, I dream weird shit too, but you don't see me suing Megan Fox, that one Mexican chick at Coffee Bean and a bottle of Hershey's chocolate syrup.
<i>I mean, don't they know who his father is?</i>
I'm pretty sure that's a common refrain for every student at Douche University.
And even then, it only works if you're actually on speaking terms with your father.
@WhyDoYouAsk
So you are saying that his father is the entire New York Yankees organization?
I think I saw his pics on Ri ch ki ss.com. And the profi le is attractive, sincere and sexy. Maybe it's kidding. Maybe he's lonely? Who knows the fact?
andrew fucked himself out of a spot on the team by skipping the all important iowa and new hampshire golf tournaments in the hopes of spending extra time preparing for the upcoming florida tourney
Genius.
How will the poor young man afford university if he loses his athletic scholarship? Rich, upper class youth from extremely privileged backgrounds require every chance they can get.
Let Andrew Play.
isnt it wonderful that when assholes reproduce they always manage to pop out even bigger assholes?