Rajon Rondo Sucks At Parking

Da’Shaun Butler was out last night with Rajon Rondo, presumably telling him how awesome he is, while they watched the team that drafted Butler blow a double digit lead to the Oklahoma City Thunder in Game 1 of the NBA Finals. But the Miami Heat were hardly the biggest problem of Butler’s and Rondo’s night.

As you can see in the image above, someone’s Cadillac Escalade got a boot on it. According to Butler, that’s Rondo’s SUV and he’s a total dipsh*t, because he parked it in front of a fire hydrant.

As much as I’ve recently praised Rondo, this is the perfect example of why I still don’t like the guy as a person. He just seems like a total prick.

In fact, a friend of mine who bounces at an Orlando bar told me that during the playoffs a few years back, Rondo and Kendrick Perkins walked up to his bar and wanted to party a little. Problem was, Rondo didn’t have his driver’s license and he threw a fit when they wouldn’t let him in, shouting, “Do you know who I am?” multiple times. Thankfully, my friend responded, “I don’t know who you are, but you look like a teenage girl”.

And so ends another edition of “Cool Story, Bro” theater.

Side Note: This is the tattoo that Butler has on his back…

I have nothing to add.