FlipBoardDespite recent events that suggest Ricky Williams is a little pissed off and tired of being in Canada, his agent Leigh Steinberg assured Fox Sports Radio otherwise:
Oh he is absolutely in the best spirits. He found something to substitute for substance abuse which is a philosophy of yoga and sort of eastern philosophy and he meditates and it gives him tremendous peace.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. "Hey Ricky, put the bong down and try this Downward Dog. It's so fucking peaceful it will blow your mind."
I don't buy it. There just isn't a physical activity out there that's a legitimate substitute for substance abuse. This one girl tried to get me to put a beer down so I could dance with her, and I pushed her down a flight of stairs.
UPDATE: For intelligent discourse on this subject, check out Dave's Football Blog.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Since when is hitting the bong considered “substance abuse”? Shit’s good for you
matt, real g’s dont dance, they just lean back……that info about ricky not liking it in canada is dated…this week he said he doesnt want to return to the dolphins and wants to remain in canada…as you know, anything before ricky’s most recent bong rip is dated…
I saw ricky at a hooters in new orleans a few years ago, he had his helmet on, true story
James, that information about you seeing Ricky at Hooters is dated… this week he said he wants to remain in Canada.
I see no reason not to believe everything Mr. Steinberg says. I mean, just last weekend I went over to my bf’s house, and we did some yoga, and then he was also given quite a tremendous piece, even if I do say so myself.
I dont think ricky and his agent have been on the same page once….
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of course none of this has anything to do with canada’s pot laws…none of it….
we have antoine walker here, we have the U, we have the marlins owenership, we have, well screw the panthers and all of hockey, but we need ricky down here…we need the loon for the dolphins to fit in with the rest of the sports teams…
Trust Jack on this one.
Nugget is like echinacea, nothing but good can come of it.
Au contraire. From an article on the MSNBC Health website: “Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So, even if you don’t care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li’l guy.” Of course, I’m sure when you are 13″ long, like Jack surely is, it’s no big deal. Also, sorry if that isn’t the correct spelling of au contraire. I took Spanish in high school, people.
Mais non, mon ami, your spelling of “au contraire” est tres magnifique. :)