Here’s Video Of Rob Ford In A CFL Jersey Denying Eating P*ssy During A Live Press Conference

I’ll give Toronto mayor Rob Ford this: if there’s one thing the guy knows how to do, it’s up the ante on pure lunacy. My favorite part is the statement comes after some CFL trash talk and isn’t a reaction to a media question but instead a footnote.

“The last thing was, Olivia Gondek says that I wanted to eat her p*ssy,” Ford casually told reporters. “I’ve never said that in my life before. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”

Olivia Gondek, in case you’re wondering, is Ford’s former policy advisor to whom he reportedly made lewd comments, comments like, “I want to eat your p*ssy.”

This reporter lady’s reaction is the best…

Rob Ford, ladies and gentlemen. A true “human tornado of chaos and sleaze.”

Meanwhile, here’s a nice look at the scene at the Toronto City Council beforehand.

And here’s how the City Council now reacts to the mayor speaking to them.

God bless you, Canada. I’ve never felt more reassured that everywhere is insane. Go Argos!