FlipBoardI think I've done a pretty terrific job of ignoring the Roger Clemens on 60 Minutes bullshit, but this was too good for me to pass up. And by "too good to pass up" I mean it's the first thing about Clemens that hasn't been a complete waste of my time. Seriously, more people need to be like me and ignore stories that are pointless and annoying, like Jose Canseco speaking, or the NBA Playoffs. More people need to be like me in general, but that's a whole 'nother can of worms entirely.
Anyway, here's Roger admitting to widespread steroid use that extends to his children and Mike Wallace. Whoever edited this video gets a gold star.
*metaphorical gold star, not redeemable
Dramatization. May not have happened.
Then I notice she was sitting on her – sweet – can.
I hear ya' brother.
-O.J.
damnit Punch- beat me too it…..
No Mr. Simpson….nooooo!
This is an outrage! I petition to have Roger Clemens' MTV's Rock 'n' Jock Softball acalaids be taken from him.
Did that ass really give the 60 minutes interview with a backdrop of "the Rocket 300 wins"
The nazis made the jews wear gold stars.
Sowwy Waja, you cheater now.
WWSM–+6M. More flair (flare?) please.
I am disgraced that there are so many Clemens-steroids jokes yet so few one man injecting another man in the butt jokes. This used to be America.
Like the "300 Wins" icon seen behind Rocket, I'm going to create and prominently display logos celebrating the milestones of my life.
So what do you think….should I put the "100 Hookers Beaten" logo in the living room or den?
@WWSM
Rumor has it that the Nazis had lamp shades made from Jewish skin. Don't jew-ish you had one?
@pauly
I'd love to buy one, but I'm too purim.
I got a gold cain when I reached the 3000th smack down as a pimp.
I thought that sign just meant he liked the movie 300. Because he's gay. See, e.g., shots in butt.
Uff, you know I'm no fancy big city lawyer, but if you are going to ignore shitty stories like this, you may have to rethink the idea of Tony Romo's vacation plans.
Well, I got $10 and a pair of giant shoes after beating a clown to death in the streets. Do those count as ‘awards’?
And I hope the Rocket dies from a steroid injection. And my steroid injection, I mean a big dude with roid rage reaming him up the ass and skewering him to death.