Ronda Rousey is the most popular female fighter ever, and with that comes a special kind of fame that male fighters usually don’t have to experience — fans and media constantly trying to know more about her personal life. And that’s how you get a Maxim article wherein she answers dating questions from readers.
Rousey was asked about her perfect first date (a scenic pickup truck ride with some “cider beers”), what she wants her guy to wear on a first date (not skinny jeans), and of course, sex. Let’s just skip to the sex, shall we?
Dear Ronda: What should a guy NEVER do in bed? What should a guy ALWAYS do in bed? (Asking for a friend.)
– Jack, 36, Los Angeles
For what you should never do: Don’t bite my teeth! If my teeth are repeatedly hitting your teeth, then there’s a problem with what you’re doing. That freaks me out. I don’t like it. It’s terrible. I have a thing about my teeth. Even though I do a sport where I get punched in the face for a living, if your teeth hit my teeth more than a few times, I’m over it already. What should a guy always do? Take his time. In general, a girl takes a minute. He needs to get her ready. You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, then you’re being lazy… and you’re not taking your time.
So, there you have it — no teeth, no lube. Glad we got to the bottom of that.