06.13.08 10 years ago 22 Comments

Now that the Rays are winning, they apparently have fans that want to tailgate.  And whaddaya know, the little ladies forgot to bring matches to start the grill.  Enter ace and apparent member of the X-men Scott Kazmir, who can conjure flame from his hand.  "Ladies, ladies… not a problem," he says, to our collective disappointment.  It would have been so much better if he had said, "Ladies, ladies… there's enough Kazmir for BOTH of you."

[DRaysBay via Big League Stew

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