09.04.08 10 years ago 3 Comments

Okay, okay!  We believe you!  Just don’t stick it in there.

U.S. Open — Serena Williams beat older sister Venus in a close-fought quarterfinal match, winning 7-6, 7-6 after trailing 5-3 in both sets.  The win marks the bazillionth time these two have faced off without me getting a boner… Today’s big match: Novak Djokovic versus the resurgent Andy Roddick.  Please, please, please: crowd shots of Leryn Franco and Brooklyn Decker.  Making out.

MLB — Alex Rodriguez made history!  Yay!  … By being the first player to have a home run reviewed by replay.  Oh.  A-Rod’s ninth-inning blast came at the end of the Yanks’ 8-4 win over the Rays… Someone named Randy Wolf shut out the Cubs as the Astros won their 8th straight, 4-0.  Oh man, can the Cubs actually blow their division lead?  Because that would be awesome… King Felix allowed only one run, but the Mariners still SCREW BASEBALL THE NFL STARTS TONIGHT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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