FlipBoardA Las Vegas hooker was recorded telling undercover cops that her girls had enjoyed the company of high-powered clientele like Bill Clinton and Shaquille O'Neal.
An accused Sin City madam, Esperanza Brooks, 36, dropped their boldfaced names as she bragged about having high-powered clientele while being secretly recorded by an undercover cop, according to a Las Vegas police report made public this week by the department…
Brooks, arrested with four other women, worked by day as a cheerleading coach at the Andre Agassi College Prep Academy, a public charter school the tennis ace founded in 2001 in the ghetto section of Vegas. The two-week investigation ended when Brooks agreed to provide "blond" girls with "large breasts" to three Asian business partners invented by the undercover cop. The fee of $10,000 included a quantity of cocaine.
Well, if a hooker said it, then you KNOW it's true. Yeah… so maybe the veracity's in question, but this story has Clinton, Shaq, Agassi, hookers, coke, undercover cops, and Las Vegas in it. How exactly was I supposed to ignore that? I mean, I can ignore Shaq, but I can't seem to get away from hookers and coke.
No, seriously, it's a problem. I wish people would stop laughing and pay attention to my cries for help.
I'm sure Shaq was only doing some undercover work.
Thank goodness she didn't name me. My career would be ruined.
This story is the perfect storm.
289 strikes gold again.
I like "blond" girls "large breasts." They give me an "erection".
So, lemme get this straight. Agassi has a Vegas madame working for him…yet he continues to bang Steffi Graf?!?
Something smells fishy here, and it ain't Minnie Driver.
This is why I kill my hookers when I'm done with them. I have a reputation to protect.
And when I say "kill", I mean "deflate". And by "hooker", I mean "doll". And by "reputation", I mean " status as a registered sex offender."
I saw Matt on Monday night, here was our conversation:
Matt: "Hi, my name is Matt, and I'm addicted to Coke and Hookers."
TEXAS: "Hi Matt, I want you to meet your sponsor, Charlie Sheen."
My mother's called Esperanza. It's not her real name , it's just something my uncles like to call her when they come round for role playing activities. They share a passion for amateur dramatics and bondage.
Why did they have to make the three Asian business partners up? Is it really that hard to find three hory Asian business men looking for a little fucky-sucky from blonde prostitutes with big breasts?
Props to 289 for using an early 90s era Agassi
If Shaq can't bone "blonds" with "large breasts" and "amounts of cocaine" then the terrorists have already won.
Well I guess that didn't stay in Vegas. Lying fucking commercials…
Slick Willie as Ol' Blue Eyes? I ain't buyin' it.
I guess after that whole 'invented international language' thing didn't work out, she turned to the streets. What a shame.
Hugh, I know she's got a schnozz on her, but have you seen her legs?
Great googily moogily.
Esperanza??? Jesus, and I thought Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Ole'Biscuitbarrel would be the most ridiculous name I'd ever hear. I suppose I was wrong.
Tommy Lasorda calls bullshit on this story
BTW, you have to love that undercover cops just so happen to "invent" clientele that follow a very specific stereotype. Its like making up black guys that want big asses, or Seattle-ites wanting trannies.
Am I the only one who thought that was Colin Farrell sporting a mullet at first?
I mean…c'mon. Hookers. Vegas. Large Breasts.
Sorry, there's no way Clinton was patronizing professionals. If he were, he never would've succumbed to a fugly chick like Monica Lewinsky.
Holy shit, that is Agassi….I thought it was Jesse Katsopolis there for a second
Otto, have you considered Bubba might've patronized "large blondes" with "breasts?"
Oh definitely. But if he had access to that kind of professional talent, there's no way he'd risk the presidency on a fat, giggly amateur.
i didn't know uncle jesse liked the hookers so much.
I thought Agassi was a fruitcake.
Esperaza, why dont you come to your senses?
You been out ridin athletes for so long now
Oh, you like the hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin you
Can hurt you somehow
Well that explains why Agassi smote Graf with the racket. Has to keep the pimp hand strong.
It's really too bad that Agassi decided to eventually cut that outstanding 80s hair bandish mop of his. It's would've been way more entertaining for him to burn out of tennis at 27, spend the rest of his days reminiscing about his bad-boy days of tennis with his Las Vegas hookers doing coke lines of their ta-tas. He is from Vegas, so it would be natural. Instead he decided to clean up his act, marry Steffi Graf, win a bunch of Grand Slams, give millions to charity and win America's heart. Way to go buddy, way to think it through.
This is a bunch of shit. Shaq doesn't bang hookers, he hosts a reality show for fat kids, dammit!!!