03.03.09 9 years ago 11 Comments

Denver Nuggets TV analyst Scott Hastings appeared on the Dan Patrick Show [opens new window] to talk Nuggets basketball and rip another anus for Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler. Hastings pulled no punches, kicks or headbutts, calling Cutler “an arrogant little punk” and one other assessment that merits a one-line blockquote:

“I think he’s a little bitch.”

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When Josh McDaniel was introduced as head coach, Cutler didn’t even appear at the press conference. Hastings thinks that as the team leader, Cutler should’ve done everything in his power to appear there to support the new coach. He is, after all, the team leader.

I can’t wait until I’m a 50-something white guy and get to tell everyone how to live their lives. Wahhh, look at me! I’m a model citizen! I actually read the whole newspaper! Suck it, gramps. There’s a reason Cutler makes eleventy million a year and you don’t. And cash equals more time for bad decisions. Cutler’s a pioneer. A sad, droopy-faced little bitch of a pioneer, but who are we to stand in the way of one man’s dreams of unrealized talent and harrowing mediocrity?

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