Tim Montgomery, once the World's Fastest Man before a doping scandal wiped his record from the books, has been indicted on heroin distribution charges.
The 33-year-old ex-sprinter was arrested Wednesday on a sealed indictment, accused of dealing more than 100 grams of heroin in Virginia over the past year… Montgomery told the newspaper he knew nothing of the accusations and that his arrest was a "total surprise."
Heroin? Really? I would have thought he'd be addicted to speed. Because he was a sprinter, you see. And sprinters– nevermind, I'll show myself out.