Star Cars, Where Scooby-Doo Drag Races The Ninja Turtles

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11.09.12 9 Comments

This is relevant to my interests.

What’s the fastest (and slowest) famous movie/TV vehicle? We gathered 16 Star Cars at Barona Dragstrip in California to find out and burn rubber! Vehicles raced include KITT, the General Lee, Time Machine DeLorean, Transformers Bumblebee, Starksy’s Gran Torino, Herbie, the Bandit’s Trans Am, the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Van, the Bluesmobile, Green Hornet’s Black Beauty, and a few surprises in our season one finale.

If you’re like me, you’re going to watch Star Cars race a bunch of TV and movie-accurate cars against each other and run fantasy match-ups in your head all day long. Who would win in a race, Grandpa Munster’s DRAG-U-LA or The Man from U.N.C.L.E. car? The Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club or Hank and Dean Venture on hover bikes? Brum, or Caillou in rollerskates?

For all the pop culture races that matter, the season finale of Star Cars is below.

That Mystery Machine they built is pretty swift. I never pegged the Scooby Gang for street racers. They usually just used it as a car. You know, to get from point A to point B. They weren’t trying to outrace old amusement park men dressed like fast zombies.

Also, boo-hiss to the Star Wars car. I know you guys can’t think “nerds” without Star Wars, but they did not drive cars. Even the poor people in Star Wars didn’t drive cars, they drove upright llama monsters.

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