If You Steal Sneakers, Johny Hendricks Will Kick You in the Balls

Quick*, what do gymnast Aly Raisman, Denver Broncos running back Knowshown Moreno, and UFC welterweight Johny Hendricks have in common? It’s not crying about not winning a title (Probably). All three are in a new Reebok commercial about how fast they are, which is kind of weird since “Bigg Rigg” Hendricks basically plods forward until he can unload a punch with the force of a freight train behind it. Oh well, at least it features Johny doing what he normally does in fights, kicking a guy in the nuts. Wait, none of this commercial is making any sense! Though, I do like the touch at the end with Knowshon’s weirdo mutant tear ducts.

To be fair, after Hendricks’ last fight against Georges St. Pierre, he might need some footwear.


* – Did you see what I did there?