01.28.09 9 years ago 17 Comments

Yesterday there was a big to-do about PETA’s proposed Super Bowl ad that was banned for being “too racy.”  And now PETA is prolonging the attention it aches for alone at night by talking about the details of their racy ad, and how racy and sexy it was, et cetera.

PETA said: “PETA’s ad – which features a bevy of beauties who are powerless to resist the temptation of veggie love – was deemed too hot for the Super Bowl.

“NBC rejected the video because of concerns over ‘rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin’ and a woman ‘screwing herself with broccoli’.”

Whatever.  “Studies show vegetarians have better sex.”  Uh huh.  Well, a recent poll shows that most studies are bullshit, while a survey I took says PETA is a bunch of manipulative extremist assholes hell-bent on pushing their agenda at the expense of civil liberties.  So there.  You can twist academic findings to mean anything.  Hell, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

[Awful Announcing]

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