02.15.08 10 years ago 19 Comments

The New York Giants are celebrating their improbable Super Bowl win in the most American way possible: by spending hours and hours at strip clubs.  Rush & Molloy have the scoop:

The Giants are still riding high on their Super Bowl victory – especially at New York's strip clubs. The ladies at Scores West danced adoringly for big-tipping Ahmad Bradshaw…

Meanwhile, the strippers at Rick's Cabaret are offering free lap dances to all Giants. "They've spent a fortune here," says one dancer. "It's the least we can do to show our appreciation."

Sa-WEET!  Should I try to pass as Lawrence Tynes or Jeff Feagles?  Because I've been getting free lap dances for years, but you can tell their hearts aren't really in it after you tell them you've kidnapped their baby daughter.  "Make it sexy and she lives!"  Strippers are the best LOL!


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