12.19.07 10 years ago 20 Comments

Russian Anna Chakvetadze (bless you! -Ed.), the sixth-ranked female tennis player in the world, was the victim of a home invasion in which she was tied up by the robbers.

Six assailants approached the home before dawn, tied up a maid in another building and forced her to hand over a remote control that enabled them to enter the home through the garage… Police and Russia tennis coach Shamil Tarpishchev said the masked assailants tied up Chakvetadze and her parents… The robbers took about $106,000 in cash, as well as jewelry and other goods worth about 5 million rubles ($200,000).

Wait, WHAT?  They had a 20-year-old blonde Russian tennis player tied up in her home, and they just took money and jewelry?  I don't want to sound like an advocate for sexual assault, but c'mon.  You're already committing armed robbery.  Take the time to enjoy your work.  Stop and smell the roses, so to speak.  

Ummm… I mean, those filthy dogs must pay for their crime!  Get the police to work!  Start with all known gay criminals!

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