Thank You, Playboy, For Preparing Us For The NCAA Tournament Today

My evening unfolded almost exactly as I predicted last night, from the bunny playing piano to the cat tipping his hat, but how I handled that much LSD in one night is still a mystery to me. Regardless, our brackets are filled out and the games are about to begin, so I figured we could run down today’s schedule with the help of the wonderful ladies at Playboy, who, when not being shunned from society by Darren Rovell, are actually quite the NCAA Tournament experts in their own rights.

Okay, maybe I’m using the term “experts” a little loosely, but I’m still pretty impressed that these women could take the time out of their busy schedules of ignoring me to compete against each other in the 2013 Playboy Bracket Challenge. Fans and bros were able to fill out their brackets on the (obviously not-necessarily-SFW website) and compete against some of their favorite Playmates, including Kari Nautique, Nikki Leigh, the wonderful Chloe Miranda, and recent mom Jaime Edmondson, among others.

The biggest missing piece, though, is Ciara Price, but I think the restraining order may just completely block her from my computer. Haha, she’s such a kidder. Anyway, today’s remaining schedule is after the jump, as well as some special Playboy NCAA Tournament cards featuring Nikki Leigh, and serve no purpose other than to make me like Ohio State and Florida for once.

12:15 (CBS Sports) – No. 3 Michigan State vs. No. 14 Valparaiso

12:40 (TRU TV) – No. 6 Butler vs. No. 11 Bucknell

1:40 (TBS) – No. 8 Pitt vs. No. 9 Wichita State

2:10 (TNT) – No. 4 Saint Louis vs. No. 13 New Mexico State

2:45 (CBS Sports) – No. 6 Memphis vs. No. 11 St. Mary’s

3:10 (TRU TV) – No. 3 Marquette vs. No. 14 Davidson

4:10 (TBS) – No. 1 Gonzaga vs. No. 16 Southern

4:40 (TNT) No. 5 Oklahoma State vs. No. 12 Oregon

6:50 (TBS) – No. 1 Louisville vs. No. 16 NC A&T

7:15 (CBS Sports) – No. 4 Michigan vs. No. 13 SD State

7:20 (TNT) No. 6 Arizona vs. No. 11 Belmont

7:27 (TRU TV) No. 5 UNLV vs. No. 12 California

9:20 (TBS) No. 8 Colorado State vs. No. 9 Missouri

9:45 (CBS Sports) No. 5 VCU vs. No. 12 Akron

9:50 (TNT) No. 3 New Mexico vs. No. 14 Harvard

9:57 (TRU TV) No. 4 Syracuse vs. No. 13 Montana

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