UPDATE: SI.com is reporting that Watts has been suspended for the next four Sprint Cup races. More time fer huntin’!
Here’s your NASCAR post for March: Jimmy Watts is the guy that runs across Pit Row to chase down a tire into the infield. Watts was suspended for the remainder of the race. Like you care. Hey, Jimmy! It’s not a daggum possum! Now yew git back here and wash them hands for supper! It’s funny because they really talk like that.