As noted below, there are plenty of activities in New York City tonight. But for the sports fan who ISN’T located in the capital of what my platoon sergeant once called “liberalism and faggotry,” there are still plenty of sports to be enjoyed on TV tonight.
Like, um, the NBA, maybe? And probably some hockey games. And there’s usually a college football game on Thursday nights, right? Hell, what do I look like, your TV Guide? You’re on the Internet, look it up your damn self.
My point is, Brady Quinn makes his first career start tonight when the Broncos (4-4) visit the Browns (3-5). And I say, about damn time. Not because I think he deserves it or anything. I just like that every picture of him is either a way over-the-top homoerotic candid or a way over-the-top homoerotic homage to Abercrombie & Fitch man-candy. Given that the Broncos defense is one of the worst in the league, it’s probably too much to ask to see him raped by a 310-pound defensive tackle. But we can still dream, can’t we?