The Chicago Blackhawks Won The Stanley Cup, And Everybody Loves Gary Bettman

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06.25.13 3 Comments

The Chicago Blackhawks scored two goals in the final 1:16 of play to beat the Bruins out of nowhere and take home the Stanley Cup last night, and in case you missed it, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman gets the same reaction as WWE’s Vickie Guerrero. My theory: he calls himself “Moose,” so he thinks people are going “moooooose” every time they see him ever.

Alternate theory: Bettman is basically the M. Bison of sports and doesn’t give a f**k about anybody. Congratulations, Blackhawks. (video via Diehard)

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