05.31.07 11 years ago 45 Comments

Awwww yeah!  You feel that, Canadia?  That's a big ol' American boot up your icy ass.  The Ducks beat the Senators 1-0 last night to take a 2-0 series lead in the Stanley Cup finals, further cementing the American ideals of giving sports teams to overgrown suburbs, framing them around a movie franchise, then having them kick the Canadian capital's ass in the country's preferred sport.  Take that, Molson-breath!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!  

Uhhh… that's pretty much everything I know about hockey.  Some guy named Samuel Pahlsson (Chant with me: "His name is Samuel Pahlsson") scored the deciding goal late in the game, and Ducks captain Scott Niedermayer had some quotes about taking care of home ice, and how he made the Senators do twenty push-ups for wearing a pledge pins on their sweaters.  They're all worthless and weak!

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