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BuehrleBrawl: lol are you kidding, Ozzie’s the best, he’s like a five-eight mound of pissed-off olive Play-Doh, put your thumb in him hard enough and he’ll say anything you want |
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StantonDeliver: hahah nuh uh dude’s like 50 years old, he’s not gonna say dumshit because you tricked him into it |
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StantonDeliver: he is a grown adult man, not the troll from the billy goats gruff |
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BuehrleBrawl: ok, don’t believe me? Watch!
HEY SKIP |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: /stumbles into chatroom with pants around ankles
whayouwhan |
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BuehrleBrawl: do you support Chavez, y/y |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: Not too many people like the president. I do. My mom will kill me, but it’s an honor to talk to the president. Our wonderful, murdering president |
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BuehrleBrawl: ok now watch this
wait a minute, did you just say you SUPPORT Chavez? That’s WRONG! |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: you think if I supported Chavez I’d be the manager of the Marlins? I never supported Chavez! STOP PUTTING WORSE IN MY MOUTH |
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StantonDeliver: son of a bitch |
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CiShektion: loool let me try |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: not my fault chavez is president i dunneven know what president is |
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CiShektion: urm, so hey how much would you say you respect Fidel Castro, would you say “very much” or “the most”, those being your only two options |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: i love him |
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StantonDeliver: /facepalms |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: i respect fidel castro. you know why? a lot of people have wanted to kill fidel castro for the last 60 years, but that lovable f**k is still there |
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CiShektion: fidel castro is a brutal dictator |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: is that ok |
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CiShektion: LOL NO |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: there is nothing to respect about fidel castro he is brutal dictator I HATE HIM, we live in a community of victims i will not stand until fidel castro is brought to justice or you’ve forgiven me one or the other |
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BuehrleBrawl: Ozzie, Fidel Castro is here to see you |
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CastroGTX: OZZIE! /enters chatroom on floating shard of wood |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: hey fidel wanna ditch these f**ks an go ride bikes |
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CastroGTX: YES |
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BuehrleBrawl: ahem |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: im sorry suddenly i dunno who you are |
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CastroGTX: I AM FIDEL CASTRO! BRUTAL DICTATOR! |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: i hear about you brutal dictation sry nothing 2 respect about you my family and friend agree it would be worse to live in cuba than to be black an you can quote me on that |
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HanleyDown: which part |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: dont quote me |
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CastroGTX: BUT OZZIE, THE BIKES |
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BuehrleBrawl: lightning round … go! |
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StantonDeliver: Kony |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: great with chilren, hot dogs are f**ken amazing |
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CiShektion: pol pot |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: 100 percents say marijuana shoul be legal |
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HanleyDown: the guys that did 9/11 |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: jews or the actual guys |
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BuehrleBrawl: Jesus Christ |
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HanleyDown: actual guys |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: great teamwork, best ive seen since columbine |
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BuehrleBrawl: shut her down, everybody, this was a mistake |
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CiShektion: no way, let’s keep going
if we let him keep talking he’ll get fired five games in and maybe the daedric princes who dressed us like this and made us play in this $515 million pachinko machine will have pity and let us go |
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HanleyDown: all i heard was fired but yeah let’s do that |
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