The Rejected Ashley Madison Super Bowl Ad May or May Not Promote Bestiality

Now that’s what I call a burning bush. *Rim Shot*

According to Darren Rovell’s twitter, the Ashley Madison ad that was not allowed to air during the Super Bowl has been released online. Ashley Madison is a dating service for married people hoping to start having an extramarital affair. The commercial does not reveal any of this information. It looks like something that was made by college students; chock full of terrible transitions, inconsistencies, and cheap graphics. I could look over all of those, however, if someone explained to me what this guy is doing with that animal. I have no idea what that thing is supposed to be. The whole commercial is after the jump.