BACON TROPHY: Reimagining The Stanley Cup Made Entirely Out Of Delicious Pork

What could possibly make more people care about hockey? More dunks? It’s dunks, isn’t it? Well, that can’t happen anytime soon, so how about being rewarded with an entire trophy made of bacon?

Bar Brutus in Montreal loves hockey and bacon so much that they mashed the two together in one terrifying, calorie-laden creation, “The Salty Cup.” I’m not sure how a team of hockey players on strict diets would feel about winning a trophy that could probably kill a normal man if consumed in its entirety, but I’m pretty sure I know a group of sports writers who would have no issue making quick work of that thing.