I tried you guys. I tried really hard not to laugh at this video of a kid crying after the Packers loss to the Seahawks. But then at the :20 mark he starts talking about Michael Bennett on a bicycle.
Then I lost it. I absolutely lost it.
“And look, now they got a bicycle.”
And of course, because this is America, and because you can cry and put things on social media, this kid got a bike for his troubles. Of course.