FlipBoardWhoever thought of mashing up Teen Wolf and Miss Piggy deserves a free beer, because this silly-looking Wookie seems to be a hot topic of discussion today. I understand that Rumble, the new mascot of the Oklahoma City Thunder, was a last-minute replacement for the team’s original mascot idea, a fun-loving, knife-wielding chimpanzee.
The Thunder concocted a background story for the mascot, saying Rumble helped save the rest of his herd of bison during a ferocious storm before he was stranded alone in the Arbuckle Mountains and was struck by a bolt of lightning that gave him added strength and agility.
The bolt of lightning also gave him a huge, 17-inch penis and a profound fear of loud household appliances. Just don’t spend too much time out with your friends this weekend, or you might come home to sheets full of hybrid bison semen. You’ve been warned.
GET ME A KEG OF BEER!
The one on the right is into beastiality, look at the oh so subtle knee grope.
For the record:
No. Yes. Hell Yes. <<<<That’s my dog typing this
It was a classy move, inviting Rumble’s twin sister to appear in the picture.
They replaced Kevin Durant with this guy? Probably an improvement
I don’t get it. Robin Williams is their mascot? What does that have to do with Oklahoma City?
“you might come home to sheets full of hybrid bison semen.”
– wait wait wait. What do I have to do to make sure that happens? I mean, to make sure that never happens?
for the record, that photo should be called “who I thought I went to bed with when I was drunk / who I woke up with when I was sober.”
Their original mascot was an anthropomorphized federal building called “Rubble” but everyone decided it was still too soon.
Rumble’s story of heroism resulted in becoming an employee of Clay Bennett. Makes sense.
Which one’s the mascot, the teen wolf/miss piggy looking character lying down, or the similar looking one on the left?
@Zack: +1, you magnificent bastard.
In hindsight, the Golden State Warrior mascot, a man covered in flaming branches named “Bobby the brush fire”, was also not a very sensitive choice.
Although it’s still better than the Dallas Maverick pickup truck named “Hate crime.”
@WWSM: The Dallas joke was kind of a drag.
@WDYA: yeah, it’s sort of been beaten into the ground at this point.
What’s the Dele with this guy?
I also understand a lot of people in Oklahoma City were agitating for an electric chair mascot named “Sparky” because it would fit in so well with the whole thunder-and-lightning theme.
Just call me Homer Buffalkill.
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Rumble was left alone on the Arbuckle mountains? Who’s his dad – Jason Richardson?
a ha cha cha