We like to joke around a lot about how pathetic and obviously fake the marriage between eventual NBA free agent Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian was, but the humor goes a long way to cover up the same anger and contempt that we all share for the way these fake celebrities manipulate this country’s TV zombie audience, how it led to a colossal payday for the Kardashian Klan, and how Kim has the last laugh after only 72 days of marriage.
Yesterday, the Twitterverse erupted in an amazing response to the divorce of Humphries and Kardashian, starting with comedian Rob Delaney’s hilarious lawsuit threat and culminating with the gay community vilifying Kardashian’s greed in terrible economic times and her indifference to the people who are legally unable to treat the institution of marriage with respect. While that’s all fine and dandy, I just wanted people to pile on and make fun of these spectacular fame whore losers until the weight completely crushed this empire.
Thankfully, someone came through. Some wonderful person posted an ad on Craigslist yesterday for a public vigil to mourn this divorce. And you bet your ass people showed up and made this one of the most spectacular moments of the year.
(Photos via Buzzfeed.)
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