This Preakness Bro Is Writing A Book And Will Straight Up Kill You With UFC

While California Chrome will attempt to become the first horse racing Triple Crown winner since Affirmed in 1978 at the Belmont Stakes on June 7, this Penn State Broham will soon be a full-fledged Internet star for his big words and giant balls. We don’t have a clue what started this verbal confrontation between Shirtless Bro and Sleeveless Bro, but it seemed to have had something to do with another bro standing up when Sleeveless was near. You can tell Sleeveless means business because he’s holding two mugs, which is a tactic that veteran binge drinkers use when they don’t want to stand in line for 30 minutes each time their mug is empty, and also so their other bros don’t call them a “queefmunch” or worse.

I don’t like to ruin the surprise of a great video, especially one like this that is so amazingly wonderful, so I won’t give any details beyond my favorite part. When he mentioned the UFC, I peed a little. That was a very special moment in both Preakness and YouTube history.

(H/T to my favorite bros at BroBible)