09.05.08 10 years ago 9 Comments

But they weren’t seen together, I should point out. Tiger was in town over the weekend to rehab his knee (no, seriously), while Phelps was spotted at McCarren Airport Thursday. It doesn’t say if he was arriving or leaving, but I hope to holy balls he was arriving. The weekday whores in Vegas are just deplorable. UPDATE: Apparently Phelps was doing a bit of breaststoking at the Playboy Club. I guess the girls there would be attractive. And clean.

As for Montel, he was seen at the Hard Rock Hotel, well, actually playing poker. The talk show host is an avid player, even recently hosting a poker tournament as a benefit for MS. And of course it was the white guy with eight gold medals that wasn’t instantly indentifiable by his first name. That’s why my nickname in college was Bang Cock Dangerous.

[via Ben Maller]

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