12.17.09 9 years ago 3 Comments

Elin Nordegren, that hot Swedish broad that Tiger Woods allegedly impregnated in wedlock, will be seeking a divorce from the husband father athlete of the decade. Tiger, meanwhile, hasn’t been spotted in public since he crashed his Cadillac late last month. He’s probably just playing Madden, pissing his wife off even further.

A source close to Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, told ABC News.com Wednesday that a “divorce is 100 percent on.”

“It would not appear that Elin Nordegren is going to be standing by her man,” Kate Coyne, senior editor at People Magazine, told “Good Morning America.” “Sources have told us that Elin has told us this marriage is over and she is looking to divorce.” –ABC News.

The lawyers are going to LOVE Elin. You remember those cartoons where those two guys are stuck on a desert island, and the one guy looks at the other guy, and that other guy turns into a giant steak? That’s what the lawyers will see when Elin walks into their offices. But she’s a blonde; she’s probably used to that.

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