Tiger Woods is the greatest and most notable professional golfer of the modern era. Matt Kuchar sounds like something I’d order at the cafe in Whole Foods. They’re paired up in team competition at the President’s Cup.
Tiger’s known for being difficult and generally humorless outside of those TV commercials that try to make him look like a human being, so it wouldn’t be a shock if he was all business and greeted Kuchar with a firm, socially-acceptable handshake before moving on. Surprisingly, the two seem to have quickly bonded. In fact, they’re such good pals that they’re already doing the handshake Will and Jazz did on ‘The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.’
I really hope the President’s Cup ends with Matt Kuchar being thrown out onto the lawn.
[h/t to Shane Bacon]